Friday, May 3, 2013

Entry #9 Love

What do kids really think about love? Have you ever asked them? Some survey decided to do just that. They took kids, ranging from 5 to 10 years of age, and asked them what it would be like to be in love. These quotes are extremely funny, and spoiler alert, they don't care for love that much. As we grow older, our viewpoints change, but it's still funny to look back and see what we were like at one point.

Again, these viewpoints are from little children and in no way does it affect my position on love. I just chose a few of these quotes because they made me laugh. I hope that they will do the same to you.

Question: In your opinion, what do you think of love?

Answers:

1. "Love is like an avalanche where you have to run for your life."
2. "Love is the most important thing in the world. But baseball is pretty good too."
3. "Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm gonna find me a wife."
4. "On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough for a second date."

Question: How do you feel about kissing?

Answers:

1."It's never OK to kiss a boy, they always slobber all over you."
2. "If nobody sees [me], I'll be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours."
3. The law says you have to be eighteen, so I don't want to mess with that."

Question: How do people in love act?

Answers:

1. "Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food."
2. "They act mooshy. Like puppy dogs, except puppy dogs don't wag their tails nearly as much."
3. "See if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love."

Question: How do you make a person fall in love with you?

Answers:
1. "Tell them you own a bunch of candy stores."
2. "Shake your hips and hope for the best"
3. "Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs...and don't worry if their parents are right there."

Question: When is the best age to get married?

Answers:
1. Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person forever by then. 
2. "No age is a good age to get married at. You have to be a fool to get married."

Question: What do your mom and dad have in common?

Answer: "Both don't want no more kids."

Kids think they know everything about anything. I know. I was the same way when I was young. However, my views on love were the same then as they are now. It's up to you if you think it's good or bad.

Quotes from "rinkworks.com"

4 comments:

  1. This was so funny to read. I know I thought boys were so gross when I was like five. I even told my family that I would never date a guy, never get married, nor never have kids. It was that extreme. Now my views on love are much different. I hate when people throw that word around though; love. Love is a strong word so use it wisely. I love what these children had to say about love though. It made me smile.

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  2. This is beyond adorable! After being around young children for so long, I've learned to accept that they are always right! It's always funny to hear some of the things that come out of their mouth. If only they knew how different their responses will be after a couple years.

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  3. Those were hilarious Tim. You've become quite the comedian. This reminded me of when I was much younger and the boys (me included) would always chase around the girls, and they would run away yelling cooties :)

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  4. I'm starting to believe that I was the only child who dreamed of being in love even at the age of five. Perhaps my Disney princesses really got to me. My mom has a list of things that just HAD to be at my dream wedding from when I was seven. Just a little sample of what was on that list involved, a big puffy princess gown, and free pizza. Haha. :) Keep up the good work!

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