Entry #10 Students

I have run out of ideas. No, really, I have. I have nothing more to say about what people say any more. This is my last blog post and it is really going to suck if I can't find something to say. Pardon my language, but I am really trying here. Usually, I have my book of funny quotes open and in front of me to share with you, but I have run out of pages. The book is closed and with it, my ideas. I guess I could talk a little more about teachers at my school. That one seemed to be popular. Unfortunately, none of my other teachers are really funny. As I look around my desk, filled to the brim with textbooks, homework from four months ago, and well, other junk, I can't help but think of myself as a pig.

As I think about pigs, my mind wanders off on a tangent and starts to think about bacon. That got me thinking about what a friend of mine said earlier in the week. He said,

"Screw Government, I've got bacon."

I laughed hard at that one. It was just so random. I couldn't take it. Then I got to thinking, what if I made my last blog entry about other students at my school. I knew it would work. I am proud of myself for thinking about it. Earlier in the week, I got out my journal and started writing notes about what people said to each other, whether it was in the classroom, in the hall, or at lunch. You may not have noticed, but I was listening.

So call me a creeper, but I did this for you people, my fans, my dozen or so fans that actually read my blog instead of skimming through it to find the funny stuff. That's right I'm talking to you. But you don’t know that because you're only reading the funny stuff. So instead of keeping you reading, I give you funny things that my classmates said this past week.

"I've got an idea for a party, wet tee-shirt contest" 

"I believe the internet over everything."

"If that jar of pennies breaks, I'm sure Spencer will come running, wherever he is."

"The sky is peeing on my face."

"Wiscansin."

"What are the names of the months? January, February, March, April, May, June, July, October, November..."

"What letter comes after X?"
"W."

I'm sorry that my blog has come to an end, but I really have to go now. I'm glad so many of you enjoyed it. I love you all so much that I will leave you with my favorite quote of all time, said by the most brilliant author of all time.

"'Ho Ho Ho' said the Easter Bunny."

Quotes from my classmates and myself.