This entry is all about the teachers, well, one teacher in particular. Some
of what he/she says might not be appropriate and therefore, I have deleted
his/her name from my blog. A few of you know who this person is and I ask you
politely to keep the name of this teacher anonymous.
Teachers are supposed to teach their students about the subject they
mastered in. Whether it is math, English, history, or science, all teachers are
mentors that their students look up to. Sometimes they give important life
lessons as well. This week I took notes in a particular class. These notes,
however, were not on the subject being taught, but on what the teacher said to
the class. Some of the quotes, nevertheless, did not make it onto this blog due
to circumstances beyond my control. This is due to the graphic content of the
quotes themselves. Anyways, without further adieu, I give you quotes from my
teacher.
"These are revolutionary solids. Solids that revolve around the x-axis.
Not to be confused with solids starting a coo."
"There's a soft spart in my hot."
Teacher: "I'm not supposed to love what you guys love."
Student: "So you don't love 'My Little Pony'?"
Teacher: "Well, I didn't say that."
"I'm watching my girlish figure."
"Does everything go immediately to drugs with you?"
"Mind Explosion! I just exploded your fragile little minds. Now I have
to use a chisel to scrape your brains off the back wall."
"The AP test writers? They're big, horrible, terrible people that
suck."
"You just change what you do, cause I have a degree; I have
accomplished something in my life."
"Well I can't play basketball, so I have one other option...
teaching."
"Here's my hypotenuse. Get 'Hyp"
"What do you call someone who is close but wrong? Wrong."
Again, there are more quotes from this teacher, but due to the content, I
have refused to share them with you. And again, I don't want to see this
teacher get in any trouble so I don't want anybody to comment his/her name.
Quotes from a certain teacher I will not mention.
I have so many teachers that say things that really shouldn't be said to students. Some examples include, "Alright, knuckleheads", next victim, oh I'm mean student", "Do you think I care what grade you get?" and my favorite, "I'm only a teacher because no one else would hire me". Many of them are done sacastically and not meaning to be hurtful but some students do take offense. There's a time and place to say things and some teachers cross the line at times.
ReplyDeleteI don't know which teacher this is, but he/she is pretty hilarious. I've had my share of vulgur and funny teachers, and this was a great reminder of them! thanks!
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