Entry #7 Facebook

Facebook is an online site that allows people to talk to friends, update people on their lives, and a lot of other cool stuff. Facebook was intended to make sure that people who knew each other could keep up and know what everyone is up to. Now it is mostly about people venting about various news stories. Fortunately, for me, I have friends who not only do this, but also write funny comments. It took a while, and a lot of scrolling, but I was able to come up with a list of some of the more humorous posts from the last couple of days from my friends. Now I don't want anyone to get upset on what I am about to write, so I will not reveal the names of any of the comments I will share. Privacy is my number one priority. Sometimes.

"Do I dare disturb the universe?"

"Pun #2 Did you see the fog? I mist it."

"My mother is of the opinion that cake does not constitute a full meal . . . and we're supposed to be related?"

"Got late to the language induction ceremony. I didn't get to do my speech but I still got my cake! [Heck] Yaaaa"

"Pun #1 Want to hear a joke about Pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy."

"Well it's not safe outside anymore. Darn inchworms are back."

"Well - performed my required tri-monthly Facebook update! Be back in July . . . "

"Pollen, you've indubitably won the battle today. However, I shall be back, and with a bottle of allergy pills in my hand."

"My red car is officially green from pollen. Gross."

"Apparently 3am is the best time to do homework because I am knocking this out of the park."

 "I can't sleep since yesterday. I even tried during classes. It did not work."

I have a few weird friends on Facebook. But without these friends, I would have nothing to talk about on my blog. This post would be boring if I just chose quotes that nobody wants to read. I'm sure there are more quotes out there, but I didn't want to go overboard. Until next week, I'll be seeing you.

Quotes from "Facebook"