Entry #10 Students

I have run out of ideas. No, really, I have. I have nothing more to say about what people say any more. This is my last blog post and it is really going to suck if I can't find something to say. Pardon my language, but I am really trying here. Usually, I have my book of funny quotes open and in front of me to share with you, but I have run out of pages. The book is closed and with it, my ideas. I guess I could talk a little more about teachers at my school. That one seemed to be popular. Unfortunately, none of my other teachers are really funny. As I look around my desk, filled to the brim with textbooks, homework from four months ago, and well, other junk, I can't help but think of myself as a pig.

As I think about pigs, my mind wanders off on a tangent and starts to think about bacon. That got me thinking about what a friend of mine said earlier in the week. He said,

"Screw Government, I've got bacon."

I laughed hard at that one. It was just so random. I couldn't take it. Then I got to thinking, what if I made my last blog entry about other students at my school. I knew it would work. I am proud of myself for thinking about it. Earlier in the week, I got out my journal and started writing notes about what people said to each other, whether it was in the classroom, in the hall, or at lunch. You may not have noticed, but I was listening.

So call me a creeper, but I did this for you people, my fans, my dozen or so fans that actually read my blog instead of skimming through it to find the funny stuff. That's right I'm talking to you. But you don’t know that because you're only reading the funny stuff. So instead of keeping you reading, I give you funny things that my classmates said this past week.

"I've got an idea for a party, wet tee-shirt contest" 

"I believe the internet over everything."

"If that jar of pennies breaks, I'm sure Spencer will come running, wherever he is."

"The sky is peeing on my face."

"Wiscansin."

"What are the names of the months? January, February, March, April, May, June, July, October, November..."

"What letter comes after X?"
"W."

I'm sorry that my blog has come to an end, but I really have to go now. I'm glad so many of you enjoyed it. I love you all so much that I will leave you with my favorite quote of all time, said by the most brilliant author of all time.

"'Ho Ho Ho' said the Easter Bunny."

Quotes from my classmates and myself.

Entry #9 Love

What do kids really think about love? Have you ever asked them? Some survey decided to do just that. They took kids, ranging from 5 to 10 years of age, and asked them what it would be like to be in love. These quotes are extremely funny, and spoiler alert, they don't care for love that much. As we grow older, our viewpoints change, but it's still funny to look back and see what we were like at one point.

Again, these viewpoints are from little children and in no way does it affect my position on love. I just chose a few of these quotes because they made me laugh. I hope that they will do the same to you.

Question: In your opinion, what do you think of love?

Answers:

1. "Love is like an avalanche where you have to run for your life."
2. "Love is the most important thing in the world. But baseball is pretty good too."
3. "Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm gonna find me a wife."
4. "On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough for a second date."

Question: How do you feel about kissing?

Answers:

1."It's never OK to kiss a boy, they always slobber all over you."
2. "If nobody sees [me], I'll be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours."
3. The law says you have to be eighteen, so I don't want to mess with that."

Question: How do people in love act?

Answers:

1. "Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food."
2. "They act mooshy. Like puppy dogs, except puppy dogs don't wag their tails nearly as much."
3. "See if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love."

Question: How do you make a person fall in love with you?

Answers:
1. "Tell them you own a bunch of candy stores."
2. "Shake your hips and hope for the best"
3. "Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs...and don't worry if their parents are right there."

Question: When is the best age to get married?

Answers:
1. Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person forever by then. 
2. "No age is a good age to get married at. You have to be a fool to get married."

Question: What do your mom and dad have in common?

Answer: "Both don't want no more kids."

Kids think they know everything about anything. I know. I was the same way when I was young. However, my views on love were the same then as they are now. It's up to you if you think it's good or bad.

Quotes from "rinkworks.com"